Identity Crisis Puns

A list of puns related to "Identity Crisis"

What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?

Spit-Personality Disorder.

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👤︎ u/YJ-over
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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My brother and sister is going through a bit of an identity crisis.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".

"So you're a Protestant."

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👤︎ u/Tamer_
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?

Drop it like its hot

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👤︎ u/pokerjokerau
📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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Dadjoked my roommate

So he's studying for some math test and says, "Dammit! I can't remember any of these identities!" to which I respond, "So I guess you're having a bit of a... identity crisis."

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👤︎ u/olympusgod
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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Magic Dad Joke

The Conversation went like this

Me - Hey dad can you make me a sandwich.

Dad - Abracadabra, you are a sandwich.

I now have an identity crisis

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👤︎ u/Not_Good_With_Name
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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