Thorns Puns

A list of puns related to "Thorns"

Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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👤︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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👤︎ u/Zeplinehord
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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“Hey Dad, why does Jesus wear a crown of thorns in every picture?”

“No idea. That’s a real head-scratcher.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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I removed a thorn from my donkey

It was a real pain in the ass

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👤︎ u/Emeri5
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Why is the thorn bush the rastafarian's favorite plant

Because it pokey mon'

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👤︎ u/composites_are_cool
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".

" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.

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👤︎ u/Magnusfeli
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Help me help a friend: need a good pun

Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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👤︎ u/Foxlair
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Cut my hand opening a bottle of sparkling wine...

I guess every Rosé has its thorn!

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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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I can understand why Jesus was crucified.

But the Crown of Thorns—- that’s a head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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