What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Why is the thorn bush the rastafarian's favorite plant

Because it pokey mon'

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Help me help a friend: need a good pun

Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a β€œtheme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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