I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My friend and I did some cow/dairy themed puns and I hit a dinger at the end.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claus-T-Haler
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Need some help, I want to give my geography teacher a leaving present and she's always loved puns. Can you guys come up with any geography themed puns? There are no good ones elsewhere..

Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamLamb
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The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman goes on epic fish-themed pun run youtube.com/watch?v=4b0Me…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iemploreyou
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Help: geology-themed puns needed.

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Need a Hawaiian themed pun

Asking a girl to prom and we have an inside joke about me wearing Hawaiian shirts. Not sure where else to post this so thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puckdrop28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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[request] help a guy out with some cake or dessert themed puns

We both bake and I could use some help cooking up a sweet promposal for my date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cupholder48
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Help on monkey/wedding themed puns?

Based on a half-baked "hope you never split" joke, my husband decided to buy this blank monkey-themed card to go along with a wedding present, and now I've been tasked with writing the content. Any suggestions?

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[Request] A x-mas themed pun about slag/smelting

Context: My brother made a forge this summer and mom kept the slag from his first firing. She's using it in a x-mas ornament present for him and we can't think of anything witty to write on it. If anyone can think of a good one, we'd love to hear it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xattle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.

Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?

Pretty proud of that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samjtrost
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?

They’re for the festive period!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I once went to a science themed orgy...

it was a big bang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardlysure
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I was at a club last night where they had a Superman themed night.

You should have seen the queue to the cloakroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Some people told their dad that Dora has a visual impairment and that Boots and the viewers were her eyes. Then the father bought them Dora-themed gifts for Christmas.

And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.

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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...

It was $50 per head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying β€œHi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, β€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says β€œHi!” and giggles.

Wife: β€œAnd there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: β€œHi... toots”

Wife: β€œYes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: β€œHi!”

Wife: β€œThat’s the β€˜Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: β€œ... πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€β€

Wife: β€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desdomen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I went to a maths themed restaurant today

They were only doing takeaways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches

The game is a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I went to a Superman themed nightclub

Everyone looked really fly...

also there was a massive line for the cloakroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...

Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?

Because he had no sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My son wanted a space themed party

So I made sure to planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.

Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Han_Solo_Cup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I went to a Superman themed party.

But I had to leave early because there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A starwars themed one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dbb3mlg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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90s themed party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My neighbour put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow in his field, and it is terrifying my kids.

They must be claw straw phobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife said our son wants a space themed party

β€œSo what should I do?” I say, β€œPlanet”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/double_tap_00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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i need help fellow r/puns residents i need to come up with 80’s themed puns for a veggie tray and chocolate mouse

Edit: I was not born in the 80’s I will not get any of the references

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_15
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I went to a Superman themed nightclub.

Everyone looked really fly, but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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