The Zambonis Puns

A list of puns related to "The Zambonis"

Did you hear about the missing Zamboni driver?

He has yet to resurface.

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👤︎ u/CoochMuffler
📅︎ Apr 24 2022
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The NHL Playoffs are on hold due to all the Zamboni drivers missing

Let's hope they resurface soon

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ May 16 2022
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Recent puns from my joke-a-day calendar

Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? >!It was a hot dog.!<

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. >!Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.!<

Why were the middle ages also called the dark ages? >!There were too many knights.!<

Why were police called to a daycare center? >!A 3-year-old was resisting a rest.!<

Why are long fairy tales boring? >!They tend to dragon.!<

Nobody has seen the zamboni driver lately. >!I'm sure he'll resurface eventually.!<

Why did I buy a boat? >!It was for sail.!<

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👤︎ u/tvkyle
📅︎ Feb 02 2023
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What's the zamboni doing at the hockey rink right before a match?

Initialicing

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👤︎ u/mauriel_w
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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👤︎ u/diabeticdestroyer
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ May 11 2020
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There's a lot of talk about zamboni driver David Ayres getting a once-in-a-lifetime win, but I don't think we've seen the last of him in the NHL. /r/hockey/comments/f8c0jh…
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👤︎ u/jchurch8073
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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👤︎ u/OCR9
📅︎ May 13 2020
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