How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?
She can't spell.
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
Iβm smelting!!
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
Spelling
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts
My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?
I said its Narnia business
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sandwich...
Why doesn't the witch want to go to the beach?
Because she's afraid she might turn into a sandwich.
Told by my 5 yo. Said he thought of it himself. I'm a proud granddad.
When I saw the witch...
I knew trouble was brewing.
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,
He said she had a really bad case of hexima.
Hansel and Gretel were both quite ill before they met the witch.
They had Munch housen syndrome.
What is the tastiest kind of witch?
A sandwich............
Why didn't the witch have any children?
Because her husband had a halloweeny.
Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?
He felt he got effed.
Who is the sister of the Sea Witch?
The Sandwich
How did the witch-doctor label his voodoo dolls?
With a Black-Magic marker.
What do you call a witch on the beach...
A sandwich
