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The Witch Puns

A list of puns related to "The Witch"

How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
šŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Konamicoder
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?

Nothing, his lips were sealed.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/StormFenics
šŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?

She can't spell.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kikasphalt
šŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/drogers5606
šŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

Iā€™m smelting!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/boogerknows
šŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/haymalb
šŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?

She looked really good afterworts

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/redrickfloats
šŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?

I said its Narnia business

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Poely002
šŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?

A sandwich...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LaxinPhilly
šŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why doesn't the witch want to go to the beach?

Because she's afraid she might turn into a sandwich.

Told by my 5 yo. Said he thought of it himself. I'm a proud granddad.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/austozi
šŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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When I saw the witch...

I knew trouble was brewing.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/orbin8mysoul
šŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?

The prince was unbearable.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Keksyz
šŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,

He said she had a really bad case of hexima.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/redknotsociety
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Hansel and Gretel were both quite ill before they met the witch.

They had Munch housen syndrome.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/wimple007
šŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What is the tastiest kind of witch?

A sandwich............

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CockadileSlurpeeFart
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Why didn't the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a halloweeny.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mikemclovin
šŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LYKAF0XX
šŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2013
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Lets try it without the witch.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mjsmiley
šŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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Who is the sister of the Sea Witch?

The Sandwich

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/seaweed_is_cool
šŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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How did the witch-doctor label his voodoo dolls?

With a Black-Magic marker.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Stuewe
šŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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What do you call a witch on the beach...

A sandwich

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HaHa6798
šŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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