A list of puns related to "The Sheepdogs"
One likes to eat the grass, the other likes to greet the ass.
That's because the sheepdog rounded them up
The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!”
The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
“All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I thought you said to round them up,” says the sheepdog.
To make a ewe turn.
When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.
When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.
1st joke: A farmer sends out his sheepdog to round up the sheep
The sheepdog comes back and says "I did it! I rounded up all 100 sheep!"
Then the farmer says "but we only have 97 sheep"
Then the dog says "I know, I rounded them up!"
2nd Joke:
What do you call an Australian guy in prison?
An Inmate.
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