At the restaurant with dad...

Waiter: Did we decide? Me: Yea I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Dad: And I'd like the remix to ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen.

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This morning, my wife asked me to look up a song on youtube called 'Dear life'...

I said "Is that the remix to 'antelope life'?"

She rolled her eyes, groaned and then laughed.

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📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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