I found the Rebel Bass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StartSmalls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2023
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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The chickens are starting to rebel against humanity.

It's a chicken coup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahiraMalik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".

"So you're a Protestant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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Why did the Rebels find the Death Star plans difficult to interpret?

Because the units were Imperial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shamon_Yu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2023
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Why did the Empire often find itself at a stalemate against the Rebels?

Because they had Tie-fighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryukurai875
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2023
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Why did the rebels buy tape?

They wanted to stick it to the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTadh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?

Their resistance was feudal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.

It was the last straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Darth Vader finds the rebels' secret bass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I saw that flea from the red hot chili peppers is going to be in the obi wan series

I guess he'll be looking for the rebel bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tags666
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomuchlovin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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Siege my liege

Scene: a 13th-century feudal uprising. Rebels are besieging the castle. They manage to kill the eldest son of the Duke by knocking him off the ramparts with a lucky trebuchet volley, using as a payload the severed head of a peasant. It was the first serf-face-to-heir missile. (h/t John Garison)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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What do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?

So what do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?

A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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In a galaxy far far away

A rebel pilot and an imperial pilot had a race around the deathstar to see who had the faster ship. It was a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spbslinky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Vulture Problems (and apologies to Kansas)

The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.

"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"

The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjsquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Request: Food Puns!

Hi Everyone!

So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.

Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!

To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.

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Grand dad joke.

My grandpa would always tell me this story about his uncles in WWII. "My uncle was actually captured by the Germans and kept in a pow camp. They would try to break the prisoners spirit by making them to mindless things. One in particular they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, 'tick tock tick tock.' My uncle was always a wise guy so he would rebel in the simplest way. He would only go, 'tick tick tick.' One day the guard finally caught him and said, 'don't vorry. Ve have vays of making you tock.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfdancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Sitting around the parents' dinner table discussing ISIS ...

... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:

"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broanna
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2015
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