Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
The chickens are starting to rebel against humanity.
It's a chicken coup!
Me when people ask me thoughts on that new musical with rebel Wilson in it
Where do you go when you are injured on a rebel base?
The Hoth-spital
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
What's a Rebel's favorite dessert?
Bothan Cream Pie.
Why do rebels like revolving doors?
They're revolutionary.
What do you call a surgeon for a rebel army?
An insurgent.
The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".
"So you're a Protestant."
The Empire eventually lost against the rebels because in Empire Strikes Back they hassled the Hoth.
Vader was all about that base, no rebel.
