The Persians Puns

A list of puns related to "The Persians"

Why are Persians drenched all the time?

Because they're I-rain-ian.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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Leonidas threw away the cup of tea the Persian served him after realizing it didn't have sugar.

He said, "This. Is. Aspartame!"

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👤︎ u/notthefiveoclocknews
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Do you know how I got to the Persian Restraunt?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/Spartan17492
📅︎ Jul 11 2016
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Join the club

At the dinner table last night, discussing extra curricular activities with the kids. I asked if anyone heard about the Kuwaiti group that gets together and appreciates fine putters, drivers and irons...

They're the Persian Gulf Golf Club Club.

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👤︎ u/Emailio
📅︎ Aug 23 2021
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I’m planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario

I’ve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph

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👤︎ u/RuncibleJones
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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I want to start a series of Short Stories

I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.

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👤︎ u/Selee
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/Hercules_ZH
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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