What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
What did one dog say to the other dog?
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
Two snowmen in a field... One says to the other...
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...
...but now I think it's growing on me."
From my son: what did one eye say to the other eye?
Don't look now, but there's something between us that smells.
I've never been so proud
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
What did the one caveman with muscle spasms say to the other caveman with muscle spasms?
What did one nut say while chasing the other nut?
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?
The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
What did one butt say to the other butt?
You’re booty-ful!
Thanks to my 9-year old daughter for that one!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
What did one donut say to the other donut?
Nothing, because donuts can't talk.
What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
I was redoing the fence the other day, pulling all the 4x4s out and putting new ones in...
Sorry, just realized this was a repost.
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..
... Just had my Appendix removed.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! Get in the Batmobile!
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?
"Guess what?"
"Dragon butt"
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton when they bumped into each other and fell apart?
Well, it looks like I have a bone to pick with you!
What did one crow say to the other 18?
We are corvid-19 (if I get a million down votes, I understand)
What did one burp say to the other burp
Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!!!
My stepdad told me this when I was little and every once and a while I think of it and it makes me smile. I thought it would do the same for you
Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....
I am playing in the cup tommorow.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together we can stop this shit
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
What did one dog say to the other dog
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
What did one snowman say to the other?
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