What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Two bees are drinking at a bar, a couple aproaches them, one of the bees says "Get away, you scumbags!" The other says:
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
What did one dog say to the other dog?
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Two snowmen in a field... One says to the other...
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
What did one fish detective say to the other fish detective after interrogating someone?
They’re really sus-fish-ous
My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
From my son: what did one eye say to the other eye?
Don't look now, but there's something between us that smells.
I've never been so proud
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...
...but now I think it's growing on me."
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
What did the one caveman with muscle spasms say to the other caveman with muscle spasms?
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?
The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
What did one nut say while chasing the other nut?
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
What did one butt say to the other butt?
You’re booty-ful!
Thanks to my 9-year old daughter for that one!
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
What did one donut say to the other donut?
Nothing, because donuts can't talk.
What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
I was redoing the fence the other day, pulling all the 4x4s out and putting new ones in...
Sorry, just realized this was a repost.
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..
... Just had my Appendix removed.
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
What did one dog say to the other dog
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
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