An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?
Because it had egg-zema.
She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.
'Tis the season for original content :^)
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
The original cheeseburger.
Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
[Original] The doctor prescribed a man a standing desk for back pain.
He told the man to stand at least 3 hours a day, which should reduce the symptoms - and to come back in a month. A month passes and the doctor is seeing the man again. He asks if the symptoms have improved. The man says, “No, but I’ve only been standing for one hour a day”. The doctor says he understood.
Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.
Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show “Jessie” died the day after Friday
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.
My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.
Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.
I said... “That definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a ‘re-laughse’!”
Found in r/AskReddit, credit to u/raycmcor for the original post
My puns are pretty SHIT (BTW the original post is at the top of r/askreddit)
Jokes don't have to be original right? Cause I've only made up two jokes in my life. The rest are from things like this subreddit. XD
Not an original, but I like it’s simplicity. I did make the meme.
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
For the original caption..
My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?
The original Tractor Beam!
Little known fact: The original name for Jedi was "Force Kin"
I wonder why it was rolled back?
I just posted a msg to Reddit about the lack of original frontpage content. This was the subject line of their reply.
Lumberjacks were the original hackers
The original plan was to make two Yogi Bears, but there was a screw up.
I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...
Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
Horses were the original nay sayers
The President's family has it so easy these days. Did you know the original first family had to spend all of their days cleaning?
(original joke) So I left a 20 dollar bill in my pants and they went through the wash...
So now I’m wanted for money laundering
Why is 0 degrees centigrade the only original temperature?
The original Incredibles movie is really good....
The sequel is Incredibles 2.
I'm a little low on money at the moment to buy Injustice 2. I plan on trading games back to GameStop even though I will get next to nothing for it. I'll even trade in my original Injustice game for it...
that's what I call poetic injustice.
Oedipus was the original motherfucker
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