The odds were 1 in 1,208,925,800,000,000,000,000,000.

So I was reminded today of an incident from my days of dating men, and thought it was too funny/sad not to share.

I had a jokey Tinder bio for a long time that was themed around me not being a bot - like "In my free time I like to enjoy human activities such as converting organic matter into energy" and stuff like that. At the end there was a little string of binary that if you ran it through an ASCII converter said "NO HOOKUPS". I assumed that most guys who were into that sort of thing would enjoy the little easter egg joke.

By far the most common response I got from men who did convert it was "hey, did you know the binary in your profile actually spells out no hookups in computer language lol".

These men thought it was more likely that I had randomly entered a binary string that spelled out a message relevant to my Tinder profile than a woman knew what ASCII was.

EDIT: People have since mathed the math properly and the value is in fact 1 in 1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176.

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My kid saved for two years for this moment. Odd jobs. Allowances. Gifts. All $$$ poured into a jar. Now the build begins and I couldn’t be more proud. Parts all picked and assembled himself because I’m basically useless at this. I thought this crowd would appreciate the effort.
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Mickie James likes a tweet that says: "Is it odd that the 'Forbidden Door' in AEW never involved women?".
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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What are the odds of finding a red watermelon?

One in a vermillion.

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Toddlers are harsh judges of moral character. Children judge others from a holistic perspective of what being moral really means. In their view, a single action that is at odds with one aspect of a β€œgood” representation implies that the individual should be expected to violate other moral principles digest.bps.org.uk/2021/12…
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In Fairly Odd Parents (1998), the baby Poof has purple eyes, alluding to Wanda cheating on Cosmo with Juandissimo (who has purple eyes). Wanda's secret behind the baby's vision lays the foundations for Wandavision (2021): the story of a magical woman who has children with a second lover
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What’s the deal with this odd looking skull image I keep seeing on the back of leather jackets, like the one worn by Timothee Chalamet in β€œDon’t look up”?

What’s the deal with this odd looking skull image I keep seeing on the back of leather jackets, like the one worn by Timothee Chalamet in β€œDon’t look up”? Is it the logo of a punk band or something?

Here’s an example: https://movieleatherjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/dont-look-up-timothee-chalamet-leather-jacket.png

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I fought the odds, and the odds won.

I have always been a strong advocate for taking Covid seriously. I got my shots just as soon as I was eligible, about 10 months ago. But then I got lazy.

Finally, last week I got my booster. There was no discomfort at all. Apparently a lot of people have no adverse symptoms to the third shot. It should have gotten it weeks earlier. I tend to think I am invulnerable. First mistake.

This last Monday I was driving my son back from Anime LA. We talked all the way home, I did not think about how he had just come from a high risk environment. We did not wear our masks in the car. Second mistake.

The next day, my son started showing Covid symptoms. He is also triple vaccinated, so the symptoms are mild. The day after that, I started showing Covid symptoms much more severe than my son's.

Urgent care told me my symptoms are mild, and sent me home to await the results of a test. It doesn't feel mild. It's kicking my ass. It seems it takes about 3 weeks for the booster to take effect.

Vaccines are no reason to relax mask vigilance.

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Stolen primate NFT 'artworks' force /r/loopring members to right-click and save their positions, ranging from 'apes strong together' to 'account freezing bad' to 'NFTs are all scams' --place your bids, Bored Apes, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Are stolen ape holders the victims of a phishing scam? Were credentials hacked? What is cause, and what is effect?!

For anyone new to the scene: NFTs are like beanie babies on the blockchain, so all of the hype around collectibles, but alas, with no actual stuffed animal you could snuggle when feeling sad --- and a markup that puts vintage floofy toy whales to shame. 'Bored Ape' NFTs specifically are a popular set of strange-looking illustrated primates that you can right-click and save like any image on the web (but to be really clear that does not mean you own the image, as the actual ape holders are quick to point out!).

Thread sorted by controversial as a starting point. Polarized arguments following recent 'theft' include:

It's the exchange's fault:

> Freezing the NFTs was the dumbest thing they could possibly have done. That's a 10 billion dollar fuck up right there.

> Man it's like they want to hand over the market control to a bigger, better, up and coming competitor for their unsecured NFT marketplace. They're making this too easy, vut then again the bad news is likely intended to to spread more FUD about NFTs overall and scare away new investor

> Cryptos are the next biggest thing but these exchanges like coin coinbase et cetera need to be revamped or this process needs to be handed over to the banks who can monitor this stuff better

It's the user's fault:

> It's not the exchanges fault.

> Secure-decentralized. Didn’t mean secure as in, it got hacked ... it’s the users fault.

> It was me. I used screenshot technology.

It's the fault of NFTs for being stupid:

> Sounds like nfts are a colossal scam to trick dumb nerds out of their money

> Good. Maybe people will think twice before investing into these influencer money laundering pump and dump schemes. Hopefully this is the beginning of the death of this application of NFT's and people will develop actually useful projects next.

Top-voted comment manages to summarize the situation and spread the blame out nicely:

> The

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What’s the weirdest or oddest way you learned to eat a certain food that you didn’t know was odd…until…

I grew up always eating broccoli with a blop of mayonnaise, just as my father did, just as his father did. Never thought anything of it, until, when in college, people reacted in an unexpectedly grossed out manner. What foods have you consumed in an unusual way that you thought was normal?

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Extra smol fighter wins battle against the odds.
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Does anyone else love making Frankenstein meals? Cleaning out the fridge and pantry and using up all the odds and ends forces me to be creative and usually results in something delicious and unique.
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What are some of the odd reasons why you've learned a language?

In my case, one of the reasons why I learned English was because I wanted to have a better experience on xvideos and other sites of the like.

And I must say that it was totally worth it. Lol

I now have a whole different experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Bowl1526
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A single bitcoin miner recently won a block reward of 6.25β‚Ώ. The odds of doing this are incredibly LOW, but clearly it's still possible. twitter.com/ckpooldev/sta…
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What are the odds! v.redd.it/lma4adv32s881
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Nature has an odd way of making the deadliest predators seem adorable at the same time. gfycat.com/academicsnoopy…
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The odds of this… v.redd.it/7g4akirjo4b81
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The Spurs (14-18) are but one game back from the Lakers (16-18). Their aspirations for this season was to break 26 wins. The Lakers had the 2nd highest Vegas odds to win the NBA championship, after the Nets.

Spurs goal this season was to get Pop the record so he can retire with it. It was highly questionable if they could do it.

They are now at the 10th seed, just 1 game back from the 7th seed Lakers, and riding a 3 game win streak with +87 differential in it, including +28 on said Lakers.

They are also the only the team of all western teams on seeds 6-15 to have a positive point differential, +2.0; Nuggets at 6th have -0.3; Lakers are -2.3

*Source: ESPN

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TIL: Turkish Airlines had an Airbus A340-300 that was nicknamed "Deli Mike" ("Crazy Mike" in Turkish) due to its record of odd & harmless technical issues that persisted even after repairs, such as turning lights on randomly (and off again on its own, as if it knew when the pilots were intervening). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del…
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ASUS ROG pre built gaming pc - can you spot the odd here ?
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Things you or someone else you know survived despite the odds.

I have an uncle that was 87 years old when he fell from a 3 meters tall roof. He lost his vision and can't walk anymore but he survived and is doing well at 90. Me and my family survived a car crash with a few serious injuries but no permanent damage, the car was totalled so all 3 of us were really lucky.

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I played squad strike full random with a friend and it went into a full dittos match up. What are the odds ??
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a Japanese dish on a Japanese show? what are the odds
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"Odd Taxi: In The Woods" Movie Teaser Visual
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Rodgers Takes Over as the Favorite in NFL MVP Odds After Brady Shutout by Saints sportsbettingdime.com/new…
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WTF what are the odds
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Little girl overcoming the odds to re learn how to walk v.redd.it/lbm0l8wo4ea81
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Segway has permanently stopped production in 2020 and u/diablo1128 details the company's odd history reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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Spot the odd one out. Hint: One of these might need a remodel.
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The mantidfly appears to be an odd combination of a praying mantis and a wasp, both of which are mortal enemies to each other. The mantidfly has the head and raptorial legs of a mantis but the thorax, wings and abdomen of a wasp.
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Odd Places in the UK
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A walk to my room feels odd in the middle of the night.
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Do you think I’ll be able to retire soon with this? Am I just dreaming? What are the odds?

I’m currently holding about 700,000 V2. I’m buying more every few weeks. Just a few hundred bucks here and there where I can spare it. Of course I’m only investing an amount I’m comfortable to lose.

I’m not even thinking when lambo… I’d just like to make enough to spend some more time doing things I love rather than being a full-time wage slave.

I’d love to just be independent and self sustained with a comfortable, modest income. Is this realistic or just a pipe dream?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very hopeful and optimistic or I wouldn’t be holding. I’d just appreciate either a reality check or some backup, ideas or projections for encouragement to keep me dreaming.

Thanks army.

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Absolutely gross runout! KK vs AQo, all-in preflop. 3 boards, AQo scoops. Only been playing poker for a few years but one of the more memorable hands I’ve seen. Anyone know the odds of AQ scooping there?
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Dyche: β€œI keep hearing this term 'player welfare'. I’ve got to be honest, I think the welfare of my players here is absolutely fantastic...Frank Lampard, season after season knocking out 60-odd games with England games on top. I don’t remember too much about player welfare being spoken about then." teamtalk.com/burnley/dych…
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Little girl overcoming the odds to re learn how to walk v.redd.it/7xpczxxb2ea81
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I’d love to hear the boys talk about the odd decline of H3H3. Dude used to be a solid creator, but now all he does is clout chase to stay relevant.
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Woman discovers it’s not the flu, loses husband and faces long odds herself reddit.com/gallery/rkmnpz
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Good luck everyone. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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What is the odd hard but moist mass that was found on top of a high book shelf in a public library? reddit.com/gallery/rsath7
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The odds someone picks BossManFTheWorld are MILLIONS TO ONE!
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Our MG Belt-Fed post-86 collection (plus the odd-ball Breda M37)
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Little girl overcoming the odds to re learn how to walk v.redd.it/w6ufutq15ea81
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Been in the loft for twenty odd year. About 200 of them.
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Another solo Bitcoin miner with just 0.000072% of the network hash rate has won the block reward of 6.25 Bitcoin worth $273K! This is the second time in a week this has happened, with the odds each time at ~1 in 1,400,000 blockstream.info/block/00…
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Current odds for the first overall pick
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My friend paid a guy 8k to create a new cryptocurrency for him… what are the odds this isn’t a total scam? reddit.com/gallery/ryeokb
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[The Ringer] Football Outsiders currently gives the Patriots a 53.8 percent chance of winning the AFC and appearing in the Super Bowl... second-best odds? The Buccaneers, at 28.3 percent. theringer.com/nfl/2021/12…
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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