A list of puns related to "The Odds"
So I was reminded today of an incident from my days of dating men, and thought it was too funny/sad not to share.
I had a jokey Tinder bio for a long time that was themed around me not being a bot - like "In my free time I like to enjoy human activities such as converting organic matter into energy" and stuff like that. At the end there was a little string of binary that if you ran it through an ASCII converter said "NO HOOKUPS". I assumed that most guys who were into that sort of thing would enjoy the little easter egg joke.
By far the most common response I got from men who did convert it was "hey, did you know the binary in your profile actually spells out no hookups in computer language lol".
These men thought it was more likely that I had randomly entered a binary string that spelled out a message relevant to my Tinder profile than a woman knew what ASCII was.
EDIT: People have since mathed the math properly and the value is in fact 1 in 1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
One in a vermillion.
Whatβs the deal with this odd looking skull image I keep seeing on the back of leather jackets, like the one worn by Timothee Chalamet in βDonβt look upβ? Is it the logo of a punk band or something?
Hereβs an example: https://movieleatherjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/dont-look-up-timothee-chalamet-leather-jacket.png
I have always been a strong advocate for taking Covid seriously. I got my shots just as soon as I was eligible, about 10 months ago. But then I got lazy.
Finally, last week I got my booster. There was no discomfort at all. Apparently a lot of people have no adverse symptoms to the third shot. It should have gotten it weeks earlier. I tend to think I am invulnerable. First mistake.
This last Monday I was driving my son back from Anime LA. We talked all the way home, I did not think about how he had just come from a high risk environment. We did not wear our masks in the car. Second mistake.
The next day, my son started showing Covid symptoms. He is also triple vaccinated, so the symptoms are mild. The day after that, I started showing Covid symptoms much more severe than my son's.
Urgent care told me my symptoms are mild, and sent me home to await the results of a test. It doesn't feel mild. It's kicking my ass. It seems it takes about 3 weeks for the booster to take effect.
Vaccines are no reason to relax mask vigilance.
For anyone new to the scene: NFTs are like beanie babies on the blockchain, so all of the hype around collectibles, but alas, with no actual stuffed animal you could snuggle when feeling sad --- and a markup that puts vintage floofy toy whales to shame. 'Bored Ape' NFTs specifically are a popular set of strange-looking illustrated primates that you can right-click and save like any image on the web (but to be really clear that does not mean you own the image, as the actual ape holders are quick to point out!).
Thread sorted by controversial as a starting point. Polarized arguments following recent 'theft' include:
It's the exchange's fault:
> Freezing the NFTs was the dumbest thing they could possibly have done. That's a 10 billion dollar fuck up right there.
> Man it's like they want to hand over the market control to a bigger, better, up and coming competitor for their unsecured NFT marketplace. They're making this too easy, vut then again the bad news is likely intended to to spread more FUD about NFTs overall and scare away new investor
> Cryptos are the next biggest thing but these exchanges like coin coinbase et cetera need to be revamped or this process needs to be handed over to the banks who can monitor this stuff better
It's the user's fault:
> It's not the exchanges fault.
> Secure-decentralized. Didnβt mean secure as in, it got hacked ... itβs the users fault.
> It was me. I used screenshot technology.
It's the fault of NFTs for being stupid:
> Sounds like nfts are a colossal scam to trick dumb nerds out of their money
> Good. Maybe people will think twice before investing into these influencer money laundering pump and dump schemes. Hopefully this is the beginning of the death of this application of NFT's and people will develop actually useful projects next.
Top-voted comment manages to summarize the situation and spread the blame out nicely:
> The
... keep reading on reddit β‘I grew up always eating broccoli with a blop of mayonnaise, just as my father did, just as his father did. Never thought anything of it, until, when in college, people reacted in an unexpectedly grossed out manner. What foods have you consumed in an unusual way that you thought was normal?
In my case, one of the reasons why I learned English was because I wanted to have a better experience on xvideos and other sites of the like.
And I must say that it was totally worth it. Lol
I now have a whole different experience.
Spurs goal this season was to get Pop the record so he can retire with it. It was highly questionable if they could do it.
They are now at the 10th seed, just 1 game back from the 7th seed Lakers, and riding a 3 game win streak with +87 differential in it, including +28 on said Lakers.
They are also the only the team of all western teams on seeds 6-15 to have a positive point differential, +2.0; Nuggets at 6th have -0.3; Lakers are -2.3
*Source: ESPN
I have an uncle that was 87 years old when he fell from a 3 meters tall roof. He lost his vision and can't walk anymore but he survived and is doing well at 90. Me and my family survived a car crash with a few serious injuries but no permanent damage, the car was totalled so all 3 of us were really lucky.
Iβm currently holding about 700,000 V2. Iβm buying more every few weeks. Just a few hundred bucks here and there where I can spare it. Of course Iβm only investing an amount Iβm comfortable to lose.
Iβm not even thinking when lamboβ¦ Iβd just like to make enough to spend some more time doing things I love rather than being a full-time wage slave.
Iβd love to just be independent and self sustained with a comfortable, modest income. Is this realistic or just a pipe dream?
Donβt get me wrong, Iβm very hopeful and optimistic or I wouldnβt be holding. Iβd just appreciate either a reality check or some backup, ideas or projections for encouragement to keep me dreaming.
Thanks army.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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