When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Did you hear about the fisherman magician?
He says, “Pick a cod, any cod!”
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
A magician was driving down the street
and then he turned into a driveway.
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
Did you hear about the magician who got angry?
Why didn't the magician have any cards?
Why did the magician insult the dock?
I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves
I laughed at the magician when he said he could make the entry way into a container..
Then he left and the door was ajar.
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
Did you hear about the rubbish magician?
He couldn’t pull a rabbit out a hat but he could pull a hare out his arse
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
Did you hear about the gay magician?
He disappaered with a poof.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
What did the magician say to the blueberry?
“I’ll disappear before your berry eyes!”
Why did the magician fail in his exam of magic tricks?
Because trick questions were asked in the exam.
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
I'm a bus driver who's a part-time magician and my most popular trick is when I slam on the breaks
There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
I saw a magician in Texas the other day. His name was...
Why did the magician have a candy bar on his shirt?
He needed a couple of twix up his sleeve
How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
A magician was driving down the street when BOOM!
He turned into a driveway.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What happened to the magician who was driving down the street?
He turned into a driveway.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
A magician was driving down the road
Then he turned into a driveway.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
Did you hear about the Mexican magician?
He said “for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without a tres.
Did you hear about the Mexican magician?
He counted uno.... dos... then he disappeared without a tres
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Pick a cod! Any cod!
My coworker dropped this on me
A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Have you heard about the Spanish magician?
He said, “On the count of three, I will disappear!”
“Uno!”
“Dos!”
And then he vanished, without a tres!
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