My dad loves the summer solstice because he can get home from work and text us:

"Man, today just felt like the longest day."

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When dad gets home from the hospital...

So my pops is in the hospital pretty often lately, but he seems to still have a sense of humor about it. While I was eating dinner with him, he told me a story of his triumph earlier.

A nurse walks into his room, and tells him she's going to take his vitals.

He looks her straight in the eye and says, "Sure, as long as you give them back when you're done with them."

I look over at him and sigh the longest sigh I have all day, haha.

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Its a long day

I was talking about how long today has been just now with my dad.

He asked me "What day is it?"

I told him it was Wednesday and asked him why.

He then proceeded to tell me that today was the longest day. I asked him "How come?"

"It has 9 letters"

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Is it me...

or does today seem like the longest day in a year?

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