What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 sons?

Hose A and Hose B.

Taken from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
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On the way to work I saw a fireman.

So I called the fire department, man.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garth177
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Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?

He called them Jose and Hose B......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

JosΓ© and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixelPoppah
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What’s the difference between a fireman and a firewoman?

Firewood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
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I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is β€œJose.”

His brother, β€œHose B,” not so much.

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Why was the fireman lovesick?

He couldn't get over an old flame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nailpolishandcats
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The fireman was injured on the job. Some say he was pushed, some think something fell on him.

I think it was the latter.

(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)

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A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon, with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle...

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.

"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.

"Thanks!" the girl replied.

The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Billy: A fireman!

Suzie: An accountant!

Jackie: A prostitute!

Nun: WHAT?

Jackie: A prostitute.

Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
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House Fire

When I was a kid, my favourite thing ever was tractors. It was my first word, my first toy, I had posters of them on my bedroom walls and I loved to draw them too. Unfortunately with age I don’t quite have the same amount of passion nowadays. This all became relevant recently as there was this house fire on my street last week. My instincts told me to enter the house to save the family inside as the Fire Service hadn’t arrived yet. I was able to break down a door and actually clear all of the smoke from the house saving everyone inside. I escorted them out to be greeted by the Fireman who had just arrived. Puzzled, they asked how on earth I was able to clear all the smoke. I simply replied β€œI’m an extractor fan”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecialBKay
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The fire chief walks in on two firemen having sex

The chief yells, β€œwhat the hell are you guys doing”. The first fireman replies, β€œwhen I walked in he was out cold from the smoke”. The chief replies, β€œwhy didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The second fireman looks back and yells, β€œhow do you think this started?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattyx201
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A fireman walks into a bar with his two sons...

And says...i want to buy a beer for my two sons. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" to which the fireman responds: " Well, this is Jose" pointing to the first son. "And this is Hose-B". Thanks for that one Dad!

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dos_dude
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What did the Mexican fireman name his children.

He named them Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puggonator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Did you hear about the Mexican Fireman who’s wife had twins?

He named One Jose and the other Hose B.

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