I've always been a fan of the Great Lakes

even though one of them is Erie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....

But then again....I don't like change!

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What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2022
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The cook at my favorite Chinese restaurant is a huge Bee Gees fan

You can tell by the way he uses his wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atxlaw2020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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Apparently Queen Elizabeth was a fan of The Crown

I feel bad that she'll never know how it ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2022
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I just bought a fan that is both the worst and the best

It blows so hard.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
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Who is the biggest fan of clean energy?

Windmills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pineapple_cnk80q3
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2022
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I'm not the biggest fan of steam punk...

But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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What do you call an NFL fan from Michigan who brags about going to the Super Bowl last year?

A Detroit Lyin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maitreg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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What did the foreman say to the synth-pop fan at the construction site?

β€œI’m sorry. This is a place for men at work, not men without hats.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metapharstic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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How can you tell that Jabba the Hut is football fan?

He named his triplets Hut 1, Hut 2, Hut 3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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What did the classical music fan say about modern music?

If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamarockstar
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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well when shit hits the fan--
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Turtle_Chan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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What happens when shit hits the fan????

It gets everywhere……

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pduhl
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2022
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Ok look, there have been a lot of meta posts in this sub recently and I don't want to further fan the flames but it's really important to me to say one more thing on the topic.

I never meta dad joke I didn't like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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I tried to call the Toto fan club.

They told me to hold the line… πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I wasn't very much a fan of the long beard.

But with time, it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khaos_Gorvin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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I'm Really Worried for People with Only Fan in the Future?

Global warming is coming. Summer becomes hotter than before. Why you don't install any AC?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietlinh12hoa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2022
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I'm not a fan of letters 1-25 in the English alphabet.

They're all not Z's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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As a fan of the Thermos brand I've been considering to get the logo for first tattoo, however as it fades I won't be able to get it touched up

Because as every dad knows you don't touch the Thermos tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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What is the largest fan base in the Netherlands?

Windmills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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the truest fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeseball127
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My father is a huge fan of the movie Avatar, and ordered a Jake Sully costume as a gift to himself for Christmas. He spent a few hundred on it, and when it arrived, it looked absolutely nothing like the character

He was the fleeced na'vi dad.

Merry Xmas y'all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeg82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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The landlord left the balcony door open in the suite next to mine and a bunch of pigeons moved in. I don’t mind much, I wasn’t a fan of the old neighbours but these ones…

They Coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

He just stands there applauding and saying β€œOoh, I love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the electric fan said to its idol?

It said "Hi Idol, Im a Fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Childhood_1734
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I decided to turn off the overhead fan because I was getting cold…

I don’t know why everyone else in the helicopter was freaking out so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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Why did the Liverpool fan always help his wife cook Chinese?

So she’d never wok alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baycommuter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I am a big fan of The Witcher and today I had to decide what Sign I wanted to use for my new tattoo.

The choice wasn't Aard.

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Why wouldn’t the English rock fan eat the cookie after it got wet?

Because he just wasn’t interested in a Limp Biscuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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Did you hear about the lady who backed up into the industrial fan?

It was a disaster...

Dis-assed-her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyliaman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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An angry fan just threw a bottle of mustard on the field at the Tennessee game...

I guess the team needed to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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I had an old defunct fan placed in the attic...

Fanatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I am not a fan of the corn maze.

I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...

I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan

I only watch it periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotCoffeeHere
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What did the ceiling fan say?

WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe_Tapper
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