A list of puns related to "The Fan"
even though one of them is Erie
But then again....I don't like change!
Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.
You can tell by the way he uses his wok.
I feel bad that she'll never know how it ends.
It blows so hard.
Windmills.
But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.
A Detroit Lyin'
βIβm sorry. This is a place for men at work, not men without hats.β
He named his triplets Hut 1, Hut 2, Hut 3
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
It gets everywhereβ¦β¦
I never meta dad joke I didn't like.
They told me to hold the lineβ¦ π€
But with time, it grew on me.
Global warming is coming. Summer becomes hotter than before. Why you don't install any AC?
They're all not Z's.
Because as every dad knows you don't touch the Thermos tat
Windmills
He was the fleeced na'vi dad.
Merry Xmas y'all
They Coo
He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it isβ
It said "Hi Idol, Im a Fan"
I donβt know why everyone else in the helicopter was freaking out so much!
So sheβd never wok alone.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
The choice wasn't Aard.
Because he just wasnβt interested in a Limp Biscuit.
It was a disaster...
Dis-assed-her
I guess the team needed to ketchup.
Fanatic
I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
I only watch it periodically.
Everything he did was pro Bono
WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!
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