A list of puns related to "The Fan"
With a super conductor.
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!
Cup of soup or bowl
Silence of the Lambeau
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it isβ
He says it's Fantastic
An exhaust fan.
Hummus a tune.
All he does is stand clapping at the roof
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
Itβs an ex-tractor fan
Everything he did was pro Bono
If youβre hot blooded, theyβll check it and see.
It really makes my day.
Will.i.am
Over there itβs βDer Teeβ
Wouldn't Wanna Beya's
Ceiling fans
"that about sums it-up"
And 3ft across
I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.
All of his stories had Twist endings.
That was the highlight of my day.
But then it gru on me
But I respect her as a singer
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
Up to that point they had been Legoless
Two just make my bedroom look cluttered
That one takes the cake.
Complete waist of money. He just kept saying βI love how smooth it isβ
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