How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?

With a super conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stage_directions
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimakkan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?

Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police

Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I bought the last ceiling fan they had at the store...

unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joepopp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?

Cup of soup or bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...

I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

He just stands there applauding and saying β€œOoh, I love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry

He says it's Fantastic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkboatfloozy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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this goes out to all the wannabe fans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?

An exhaust fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?

Hummus a tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptiliansarehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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the truest fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeseball127
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day...

All he does is stand clapping at the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.

The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"

Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhairedShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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The new fan in my bathroom came from a farm

It’s an ex-tractor fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZn3rd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The NHL just thanked the fans in attendance streamable.com/p2wwrd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denster1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas

Will.i.am

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany

Over there it’s β€œDer Tee”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?

Ceiling fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said

"that about sums it-up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The crossword fan asked to be buried 6ft down

And 3ft across

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mantissa7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.

I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.

That was the highlight of my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies

But then it gru on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopheGS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I'm not a huge the fan of Aretha Franklin

But I respect her as a singer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MighMoS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Fan control in the asrock bios -_-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeglougainess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans

Up to that point they had been Legoless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Not a big fan of piercings is the key takeaway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amateurlapse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I'm a big fan of the one night stand

Two just make my bedroom look cluttered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Witherkay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.

That one takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The pokemon fan base
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unoriginal_duck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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For the fan in you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mentabolism1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day

Complete waist of money. He just kept saying β€œI love how smooth it is”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingmelon222
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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