Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
Silence of the Lambeau
He says it's Fantastic
He fits the bill.
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
It’s an ex-tractor fan
Over there it’s “Der Tee”
I said "whatever blows your hair back"
it'd be. fan-fiction
That was the highlight of my day.
Because they are anti clock 'wise'
They all have a Fear of The Dark.
I told him it was because I still used Hotmail.
Wife: Woo! You're the best. Gooooo husband!
Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?
Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.
Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.
I think you need Tiagra. TIE-AGRA. HAHAHAHA SOMEONE KILL ME.
"All right," he said. "One more and you can start a fan club!"
