So I've decided to start a new company that sells fans

Only fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iOSSwiftDeveloper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Why did the stadium get hot?

...all the fans left

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/burgundyhotel
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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other โ€˜what kind of music do you like?โ€™

The second replies โ€˜Iโ€™m a big metal fanโ€™

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/themeatspin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What did the windmill say to the tornado?

"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heresyourhatandcoat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justbeatitTTD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/timthedriller
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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A man goes up to a wind turbine.

Man: Are you a fan of music

Turbine: Yeah Iโ€™m a big metal fan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The-Real-Legend-72
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02 2021
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My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I donโ€™t like it.

Iโ€™m not a fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/backalleywillie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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We named our band Windmill

So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moneybot13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rolls20s
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What's a windmill's favorite genre of music

They're big metal fans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ImPickleRickFunny
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Who looks at the ceiling and cheers?

Ceiling fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/patchoulius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tristanator5100
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why are football stadiums so cool?

Because every seat has a fan in it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Why don't football players get hot?

Because of all the fans.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rocketsocks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

Theyโ€™re both big fans of coos.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?

You're all fan-elastic!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sitathon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skyhighjams
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.

They have OnlyFans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyclopropagative
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

Theyโ€™re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/girloffthecob
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/red_snake0329
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Windmills

Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:

โ€œWhat music do you like?โ€

The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:

โ€œIโ€™m a metal fanโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tthrivi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pizzatron574
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scensei
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lindomontoya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I used to like tractors...

Now I'm an extractor fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rabbitsdiedaily
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?

Because there were so many more fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HeavyEar0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...

Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/foxesarezuper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Everyone at my therapistโ€™s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But Iโ€™m a big fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Someone complimented me today by calling me a windmill

Honestly I'm not a big fan of that

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What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?

An exhaust fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SodArgon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?

Not a single fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says โ€œwhatโ€™s your favorite kind of music?โ€

He replied โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maniamadd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/niftyww
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other โ€˜what kind of music do you like?โ€™

The other replies โ€˜Well, Iโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€™

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KBilly4-21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why is the stadium so cold?

Because it has a lot of fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chihiro_yoru
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnotherblueBlanket
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Master_Achi
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lolyfe-dc
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Because itโ€™s full of fans!!

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