The Famous Flames Puns

Richard Lewis, esports journalist who grew to fame due to his work with League of Legends (that is, until he was pushed out of the League of Legends scene years ago and content banned from the subreddit + had his Reddit account suspended) but who is now more known for strangling a guy at an event and having worked for Breitbart, has a certain love for going on hour long tirades on Twitter whenever someone disagrees with him. Today, the thing that set him off was a tweet by a person with 500 followers that didn't even tag him in it.

> anyway richard lewis, monte & thorin are all fucking losers and super mega ultra cringe lords idk why everyone doesn’t have them blocked

As a response to this Richard Lewis then tweeted

>>This person spent their evening live tweeting a Game of Thrones episode to nobody.

After this tweet was made all hell broke loose, and from now and on all these quoted tweets are his. It started out pretty slowly

> Reading comprehension your strong suit I see.

>>No, it's definitely the person who spent their evening live tweeting shit like this to nobody. Oh, and sweetie, might want to reflect on why there's no-one around to "hold" you. Go outside sometime.

>You've tweeted 32 times in the last 4 hours and no-one has interacted with them besides me. But yeah, I'm the one "still going."

>>You're a socially inadequate nobody who probably can't even hold down a menial retail job thinking they can talk down to people. It doesn't get more cringe than that.

But after that he stepped up his game.

>[I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

She was waving an illegal fire arm.

For example, the Grudge. Or Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, or Mortal Engines.

It sucks going "OHHH a new Peter Jackson movie.... wait who the fuck is Christian Rivers?" the poster says "From the director*s* of the lord of the rings" oh is it like the Cohen brothers? two directors? google "lord of the rings director" and it will tell you in the search bar before a page is even loaded PETER JACKSON. if you write "directors", it puts a red squiggle under the word like, "oh, I see you fucked up"

I don't think I am going to ever be excited for a movie produced by a big name director. I mean I guess the orphanage was OK. It just seems like a bad percentage of mediocrity. I would love to hear some examples of good movies. make me feel less negative .

I probably butchered this a lot but it was a great quote and was just curious if anyone remembers the exact wording.

This happens often, laners have a blame safety blanket when it comes to this. As a jungler I'll try and ping us away from a coin flip smite fight if it's not something we NEED to do. Usually because I feel like we're in the lead and don't need to risk this. But from the perspective of a laner it feels like the only two outcomes are now:

1. Get Baron. This is what should happen.

2. Lose coinflip, lose baron, now we have our scape goat to blame for the duration of the game due to his inability to smite.

Trust your jungler's instincts when it comes to this. Maybe he's not confident and hasn't had a good day of smiting OR at least don't flame him so viciously when it goes wrong, he told you so.

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

A rolls rice.

Then Who is.

There are no firearms allowed in this building.

This is all taken from hockey-reference.com, I don't know how to embed the tables easily in reddit so here's the career shootout stats in text:

Leivo 2/6 = 33.3%

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Backlund : 0/7 = 0%

Bennett: 0/4 = 0%

Dube: 1/1 = 100% (Tiny sample size)

Gaudreau: 5/20 = 25%

Giordano: 0/1 = 0%

Hanifin: 1/3 = 33.3%

Lindholm: 2/12 = 16.7%

Lucic: 0/3 = 0%

Mangiapane: 0/2 = 0%

Monahan: 17/43 = 39.5%

Nordstrom: 0/1 = 0%

Ryan: 1/3 = 33.3%

Simon: 0/1 = 0%

Tkachuk: 7/16 = 43.8%

I didn't put in Andersson, Kylington, Nesterov, Robinson, Rinaldo, Ritchie, Tanev, or Valimaki since they have never appeared in a shootout in their careers so far.

So there are 2 skaters on the team that have a higher career shootout percentage than Leivo: Monahan and Tkachuk. Dube is 100% but only took part in one shootout his career so far. The other two skaters that he's tied with have only been in 3 shootouts each, Hanifin and Ryan.

Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to have him in a shootout after all? Besides, some players tend to excel in shootouts if it's one of the few things they are good at on an NHL level, Joe Colborne anyone?

Sherlock BONES

...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.

Looking forward to the game!