Did you know if you and your buddy fart at the same time it makes you Egyptian?
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?
Nothing, he lived in da-nile
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the egyptian people say when banishing the sexually confused criminal?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
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︎ Sep 15 2020
The Egyptian government has asked Cairoβs taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why did the two gassy Egyptians become friends?
Because they had a toot-in-common
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why couldnβt the Egyptian get out of her abusive relationship?
She was still in de-Nile.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Why did the Egyptian kings stop building monuments?
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
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︎ Sep 08 2019
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins
This is also known as multicasking
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?
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︎ May 06 2019
Why did the ancient Egyptians die out?
Because they only had Mummies.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning
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︎ Oct 14 2016
Two Egyptian kings fart at the same time. How are they similar?
They have a Pharoah toot in common.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What did the British Museum Director say in the Egyptian exhibit?
I want me Mummy!
I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Which Egyptian Pharaoh had the worst gas?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?
They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Have you heard about the Egyptian guys that work at the Toyota factory on the afternoon shift?
They call them the 2-10 car men.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
the doctor told my wife: You have Egyptian flu
you're going to be a mummy
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Why did the Egyptian prince love the elephant?
Because they had a toot in common
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?
βWhat is your will, Pharaoh?β
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Egyptians aren't very good at getting through the stages of grief
They always swim in denial
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︎ Jan 22 2018
I'm Just like the Ancient Egyptians!
I built my life around De Nile
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Did you hear about the Egyptian atheist?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
What kind of bus did the ancient Egyptians take?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ May 08 2019
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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︎ Dec 13 2018
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