A list of puns related to "The Dubliners"
They are known as the Fighting Virish
....but she enjoys the craic.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:
'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'
'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'
'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'
I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
Because the cases keep Dublin.
Because the capital is always Dublin!
We're in Ireland, and on our way to Dublin (capital city) for a weekend away. On the way there, we pass Birr Castle.
Me: "We're coming up to an Offaly cold castle up ahead." Her: "Thats a bad joke. But how is it a cold castle?" Me: "Because it's the Birr Castle!"
This was followed by a small groan and much eye rolling.
My grandfather, busying away with my grandmother chopping onions for dinner turns to me and asks "You know why Ireland is such a prosperous country?" I look at him, smirking knowing something wonderfully witty is about to come. He says, "The capital is always Dublin'"
A few days ago, I was headed home after dinner with my parents and I was sitting shotgun while my dad was driving. We are coming up to a yellow light at Dublin St. and my dad slams on the breaks to avoid running a red light. I go "Dad you should have floored it, we almost made it through Ireland." I got a fist bump from my ol' man and groan from my mother. Mission accomplished.
Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.
The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.
Because the capital is always Dublin
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