Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
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My mate works in Dublin hospital’s fracture clinic. The pay's crap....

....but she enjoys the craic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuna_Stubbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.

It just keeps Dublin and Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Dublin Dad Joke takes the (biscuit) cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eoinh100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Dublin is the biggest city in the world!

My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:

'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'

'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'

'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'

I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjr93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...

They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leparr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Why do so many people invest in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfoust10
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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Got my girlfriend today

We're in Ireland, and on our way to Dublin (capital city) for a weekend away. On the way there, we pass Birr Castle.

Me: "We're coming up to an Offaly cold castle up ahead." Her: "Thats a bad joke. But how is it a cold castle?" Me: "Because it's the Birr Castle!"

This was followed by a small groan and much eye rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zexionidas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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Irish grandpa joke

My grandfather, busying away with my grandmother chopping onions for dinner turns to me and asks "You know why Ireland is such a prosperous country?" I look at him, smirking knowing something wonderfully witty is about to come. He says, "The capital is always Dublin'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAntiSuper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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Dadjoke while driving the other day

A few days ago, I was headed home after dinner with my parents and I was sitting shotgun while my dad was driving. We are coming up to a yellow light at Dublin St. and my dad slams on the breaks to avoid running a red light. I go "Dad you should have floored it, we almost made it through Ireland." I got a fist bump from my ol' man and groan from my mother. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebelE16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Dadjokes while making pancakes

Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancar1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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Dublin is the biggest place in the whole world!

It just keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandwichFarmerr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What’s the fastest growing city on Earth?

The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin

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