My mate works in Dublin hospital’s fracture clinic. The pay's crap....
....but she enjoys the craic.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Why are Ireland going into another lockdown?
Because their numbers keep Dublin
Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
What’s Irish and stays out all summer?
Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?
Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.
Irish people can’t count! They know 1, 2...
Then they jump straight to Tree
Dublin Dad Joke takes the (biscuit) cake
Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?
Because in Ireland they Dublin size!
Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
What did the Spanish Lady say to her friend when she went to the market?
Aaa..me go Doubling down to the City.
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?
Dublin is the biggest city in the world!
My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:
'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'
'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'
'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'
I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.
Ireland's economy isn't being affected as much due to COVID-19...
It would seem that their capital is always Dublin.
The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
Chef Lagasse lands at Dublin Airport
He walks into the nearest newsstand and starts filling his pockets with candy. As he tries to walk out, he's stopped by a security guard.
Guard: What do you think you're doing?
Lagasse: Whatever I want. This is the Emeril Isle. BAM!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having fun?
He’s Dublin over with laughter
Why are Irish people so rich ?
Because their capital is Dublin
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Why are Irish bankers so successful?
Because their capital's always Dublin.
Why is Ireland the best country to invest in?
It's capital is always dublin
Got this joke from another post's comment credit to u/Nah118
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
Which population has the fastest growing population?
Ireland
It's Dublin every year
Dublin is the biggest place in the whole world!
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Which country has the fastest growing capitol?
Ireland. It's Dublin every year.
What’s the fastest growing city on Earth?
The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!
Why is Ireland Always Getting Richer?
It's capital is always Dublin!
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
Which is the fastest growing city in the world?
Whv are Irish bankers so successful?
Because their capital's always Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country has the fastest growing population?
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