Irishmen Puns

A list of puns related to "Irishmen"

3 Irishmen walk in to a bar.

You would think the 3rd one would have ducked.

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👤︎ u/davidwayland
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.

“I’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

“What, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

“No, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.

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👤︎ u/HorrorANDComedy
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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An Irishmen walks into NASA and asks

"Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?"

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👤︎ u/Deh_Angles
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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👤︎ u/valonnyc
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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What do you call a bullet proof Irishmen?

Rick O’ Shea

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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How many Irishmen do you need fix up an overgrown garden?

Tree fellas!

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👤︎ u/double_peaks_jj
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why did the Irishmen make soup with 239 beans?

Because one more would be too farty.

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👤︎ u/Illithilitch
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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What kind of music do Irishmen like?

Shamrock

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👤︎ u/xReaper3698x
📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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What do you call a southern lumberjack?

A tree feller

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👤︎ u/AgentInfinity1
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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