I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
I'm not really a mourning person π
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︎ Feb 10 2021
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you make a coffin with? Mourning wood.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Mourning wood
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︎ Jun 22 2019
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I decided not to go to Grandmaβs funeral
Iβm not really a mourning person.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What do you say to a mourning pebble?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Every October 31st, my dog begins baying loudly a loud, prolonged, mournful cry...
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
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︎ Oct 15 2019
What does a critic say at a funeral?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do funeral directors eat for breakfast?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
His pyramid was βerectedβ many years ago
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︎ Aug 06 2020
A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I asked my dad are you still mourning the loss of mum.
He replied no, now I'm afternooning her loss.
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︎ Jul 24 2017
Wife said she was wearing black today because she was in mourning...
Me: What are you wearing in the afternoon?
Wife: :::blinks twice and walks away:::
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︎ Nov 09 2016
I recently found out my wiener doesnβt work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since itβs pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Pretty much speaks for itself
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︎ Feb 13 2020
When is it appropriate to grieve?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why do I always cry when I wake up?
Itβs too early in the mourning!
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection
Jeez, canβt a guy have mourning wood?
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︎ May 20 2020
Did you know it's not uncommon to get a boner at a funeral?
It's known as mourning wood
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︎ May 28 2020
Someone tried to invite me to a funeral at 5 AM
I am not a mourning person
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︎ Mar 03 2020
this meme is fire
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?
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︎ May 07 2016
Why did the widow join a marathon?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Why did the pregnant woman throw up at the funeral?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Those who cry professionally,
Give a whole new meaning to good mourning.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
It's been a rough year. I've been to 3 funerals.
And I'm not a mourning person.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Recently, a race of bird people and a society of necromancers has gone to war.
It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Eye dew knot gnaw watt two dew
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
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︎ Oct 10 2019
How do you greet someone at a funeral?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
What happens when night dies?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Know the difference
Morning wood:
An erection in the morning
Mourning Wood:
Rocket Racoon in Avengers Infinity war and Endgame
Know the difference
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Sometimes when Iβm sad I get an erection....
I call that my mourning wood.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What does a necrophiliac get at an open casket funeral?
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︎ Dec 21 2018
The day after our son died my wife came to me and said she felt like she wasnβt grieving properly and she felt bad.
The next day I woke up to her sobbing and I told her βgood mourning!β
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︎ May 03 2019
I hate how funerals are always at 9 am.
I'm not really a mourning person.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I hate how funerals are at 9am. I'm not really a mourning person.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am
I'm really not a mourning person.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What do you make a coffin out of?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do you call a sad but horny tree?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?
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︎ Apr 24 2019
I hate early-morning funerals.
I'm not really a mourning person.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What would a boner at a funeral be called?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What do you call a forest at a funeral?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Funeral
I hate how funerals are at 9am or 10 am.
I'm not a mourning person
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︎ Apr 14 2017
I hate that funerals are always in the A.M.
I'm just not a mourning person
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