please read this "in wexford" for the sake of your inner monologue
ONE
leo varadkar comes on the tv...
paddy: that cunt would be dead only theresa hid me bullets, hes some cunt to make statements
me: why did theresa hide your bullets pa'?
paddy: some cunt tried to rob me car and i come out with the rifle and i can't see well at all, so i had to shoot sort of generally and most of the stuff i hit wasn't mine, and she went mad
me: what did ya hit?
paddy: several things
me: did ya catch the thief?
paddy: he jumped down in a gripe and i couldn't see in the dark the cunt got away, i fired a fair bit though to be fair
TWO
sean: ya know jacks marie?
me: yeah
sean: do ya know what willys nickname for her is?
me: no
sean: the buffalo
THREE
mac: [only 60] me and the woman were in getting the booster
tom: [a bit loud] i don't know why he bothered sure that cunt will be dead in a few year anyway
FOUR
sharon: she got on to me and was goin mad and she ruined jesses hen party, drunk and going mad the whole weekend, she always has to be in the middle of it all doing major drama and being the victim
jacinta: she hasn't been right since them french lesbians got to her
FIVE
jacinta: what kind of name is urhi?
TJ: whos fucking name is urhi
jacinta: sams? i've never heard the surname urhi
TJ: thats not his secound name ya mad cunt its his nickname
jacinta: urhi is his nickname?
TJ: no his nickname is samurai, a cunt broke in and the lad attacked him with a kill bill replica sword and after that they call him samurai
Renewed appeal for assistance in identifying human remains discovered on Ballinamona beach, Kilmuckridge, on 12 December 1995.
Foul play ruled out after a post-mortem examination, cause of death determined to be drowning.
A pathologist reported the remains to be a woman aged between 25 to 40. She was around 176cm in height, with extensive dental treatments, including a brace fitted on her bottom teeth.
She was discovered wearing a pair of blue 'Lee' jeans - that were sized 33/31 - and size 39 brown shoes with white socks. Two Volkswagen keys were also recovered in the pocket of the jeans.
Despite exhaustive inquires at the time through international policing channels, including Interpol and missing persons organisations, the woman was never identified.
She was interred at Crosstown Cemetery in Wexford in May 1996.
In November 2007, an exhumation was carried out and a DNA sample was taken & uploaded onto Interpol database for comparison with profiles from missing persons worldwide, but to date no matches identified.
Investigating gardaí at Enniscorthy are now requesting the public help's in identifying the woman.
Q: mention of VW keys but no car found near location?
Q: found in Ireland but body in the water from England/Wales or France?
[22nd April, 1510]
Nicholas, a man of about 50 years, sat patiently on an admittedly uncomfortable wooden bench in Westminster Palace. He felt as if he'd been waiting for some time, and was frankly confused - why had he, a man of Ireland, been called to London? There weren't many reasons why, and given the possibilities he didn't think he would have to wait this long...
As if on queue, the King and a couple of aides burst from a door and walked down the hall towards him. Nicholas abruptly stood from the bench and bowed to the King, who only replied "Right, on your feet."
The King presented Nicholas with a letter. As Nicholas returned to his upright position, he looked quizzicly at the letter and took it from the hand of the King gingerly. To his surprise, there were two sheets of parchment.
"The first one will tell you everything you need to know, the second is for Waterford." Henry sniffed, and rubbed his nose. "Right then, on your way. Good luck."
Nicholas, still deeply confused, bowed once more and left the palace with haste. Quickly, he broke the seal on the first letter and read through its contents which included;
> By decree of His Majesty the King Henry VIII, This Baron Nicholas of Howth and his descendants shall be granted the title of Earl of Wexford.
> This letter also authorizes this Earl to raise an army in the Pale for the purposes of subduing his new lands, as well as ensuring the royal charter of the city of Waterford is renewed.
Nicholas took a moment to catch his breath and calm his heart, and set off at haste for Dublin.
Raising some troops to subdue Wexford.
