Dubliner Puns

A list of puns related to "Dubliner"

Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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👤︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Because their capital is always Dublin

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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My mate works in Dublin hospital’s fracture clinic. The pay's crap....

....but she enjoys the craic.

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👤︎ u/Tuna_Stubbs
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?

Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.

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👤︎ u/Irishblackfish
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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👤︎ u/Erubadhron89
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Double Shot of St Paddy’s Day Dad Jokes!

What’s Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O’Furniture.

How do you know an Irishman is having fun?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

😂😂😂🥁☘️🇮🇪🌈💰 #doubledose #irishcarbombs #dailydadjokes #luckycharms #rimshot #kneeslapper #stpattysday2021 #luckoftheirish #greenbeer #march17th

Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone!

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👤︎ u/BIGSEAN37
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.

It just keeps Dublin and Dublin

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Whats the largest country in the world?

Ireland cause its always Dublin

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👤︎ u/electronic_docter
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?

Dublin

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👤︎ u/CasinoKitten
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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👤︎ u/Yourself2343
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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👤︎ u/feckthis
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Dublin Dad Joke takes the (biscuit) cake

One Dad Joke to rule them all...

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👤︎ u/eoinh100
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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Chinese restaurant in Dublin. imgur.com/GuUWgjR
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👤︎ u/BiddyCavit
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why are Ireland going into another lockdown?

Because their numbers keep Dublin

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👤︎ u/lasvegasrainbow
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?

Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.

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👤︎ u/rhodatoyota
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Dublin is the biggest city in the world!

My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:

'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'

'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'

'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'

I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.

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👤︎ u/hjr93
📅︎ Jan 03 2016
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Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?

Because in Ireland they Dublin size!

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👤︎ u/CrazyJT007
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the Spanish Lady say to her friend when she went to the market?

Aaa..me go Doubling down to the City.

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👤︎ u/hentaisianbloke
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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👤︎ u/happy_watcher
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Chef Lagasse lands at Dublin Airport

He walks into the nearest newsstand and starts filling his pockets with candy. As he tries to walk out, he's stopped by a security guard.

Guard: What do you think you're doing? Lagasse: Whatever I want. This is the Emeril Isle. BAM!

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👤︎ u/mcikci
📅︎ Apr 25 2016
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So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...

They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.

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👤︎ u/leparr
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?

Dublin

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👤︎ u/SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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Ireland's economy isn't being affected as much due to COVID-19...

It would seem that their capital is always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/TinyHandRacoonMan
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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👤︎ u/kevonicus
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?

It’s capital has been Dublin every year.

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👤︎ u/ystad31
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why are Irish people so rich ?

Because their capital is Dublin

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👤︎ u/vik-ram-8_4
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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why are the irish so wealthy?

there capital is always dublin

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👤︎ u/chickenman2359
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

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👤︎ u/Newbosterone
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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👤︎ u/69-nice420
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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👤︎ u/knowthe_numbers
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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👤︎ u/ecuinir
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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What’s Irish and stays out all summer?

Patty O’Furniture

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👤︎ u/perpetualbarista
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Which population has the fastest growing population?

Ireland

It's Dublin every year

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👤︎ u/RoDev455
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Dublin is the biggest place in the whole world!

It just keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin.

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👤︎ u/SandwichFarmerr
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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👤︎ u/kachary
📅︎ May 27 2019
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Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?

Because it keeps Dublin.

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👤︎ u/PonyoNoodles
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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How can you tell if an Irishman is having fun?

He’s Dublin over with laughter

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👤︎ u/Hailie_G
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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What’s the fastest growing city on Earth?

The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.

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👤︎ u/KuningKuningKuning
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Which country has the fastest growing capitol?

Ireland. It's Dublin every year.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why is Ireland Always Getting Richer?

It's capital is always Dublin!

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👤︎ u/LordofMostCows
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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👤︎ u/chandan_2294
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?

It's Dublin every day!

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👤︎ u/arrenlex
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Which is the fastest growing city in the world?

Dublin'

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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