A list of puns related to "Barman"
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
The guy says "no, just the one"
I have just run over a NUN
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
A time traveller walks into a bar.
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
Because he was bard
โCan I have a drink for me and one for the roadโ
POP Goes the weasel
The man says, โItโs not a lion itโs a giraffeโ
โsorry mate we only do plain.โ
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
....and one for the road.
but they only had matches!
so he took them and said
"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...
match"
and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.
surely he was a dad.
Neon doesn't react
The man says "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe"
โCan I have a drink for me and one for the roadโ
"Why on Earth would I want two empty glasses?" I asked.
Two time travellers walk into a bar
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