So he gave it to her.
He got toad.
It was worth it though... That club was hopping.
"You're a pizza sheet"
So he gave her one
Because the chicken was on its wrong side.
I can just never think of anything else to finish them off with
It was two triggered.
Dad: W
a BOING 747
Skipper of course.
"Sprint with me in hell"
Irony on two many levels.
But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with.
It’s two Chewie.
The single e in “be,” too.
I was de-pleated.
It was replete with pleats.
Cher and Cher-alike.
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
At a restaurant, waitress comes to take our order...
Friend: Yeah, can I have the quesadilla? But I'm not that hungry, is there anyway I can have just one 'dilla' and not the whole case?
I preceded to laugh uncontrollably. The ladies contemplated leaving.
Did you hear about evil man with two belly buttons?
He was di-umbilical.
So I was having dinner with my Wife's family and her niece is telling us about a shark attack she heard about.
Her, "It bit off his arm and swam away!"
Her Dad, "Well at least the guys 'armless now."
Me, "I just hope it was his left arm. Then he'd be all-right."
A couple of weeks ago, we were at home with my husband, having a few drinks at the end of the week and just relaxing. I had a glass of Dr. Pepper in front of me that I mixed with some rum. He came up and asked me if I wanted to grab "something stronger," assuming it was straight Pepper in the glass. I declined, saying that it's already mixed.
Him: "Didn't realize it was already doctored."
Me: "Yup, a doctored Doctor. Gimme the news."
I'll just show myself out. You're welcome for the earworm.
My girlfriend was rwading about psychology and asked "What's a paradigm?"
I told her "20 cents"
We had a sensible chuckle and then I turned to my dad and said "dad what's a paradigm?" and he said "20 cents of course!"
So he gives it to her.
So, I gave it to her.
