Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??

Ginny Hendrix

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This water jug's favorite song is "In Distill of the Night" imgur.com/JoMRWwg
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What was the first liquor distilled by a gynecologist?

OB-GIN

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The grocery store is a dadjoke minefield

Me: Dad, what is distilled water? Like what does that actually mean?

Dad: Well... it's the opposite of da-moving water!

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