Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the “Guess your weight” booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
What did one fish detective say to the other fish detective after interrogating someone?
They’re really sus-fish-ous
What did the poor detective say when he fell into the endless pit?
“I’m never going to get to the bottom of this.”
How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by
He sensed something amiss
The police department made all homicide detectives stay under quarantine for two weeks.
>!They had coroner-virus.
Who's the world's most famous skeleton detective?
Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.
Did you hear about the police detective with the secret clamp collection?
He had a vice vise vice.
It helped him put the squeeze on suspects.
The detective is on the case (low effort)
A detective has found the criminal who stole this lady's baggage, all in an hour.
Turns out it was a brief case.
What did the Iris detective say after resting his case?
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...
Why was the detectives daughter always pissed at him?
I read about one famous detective. Man was always catching criminals by simple luck. Either he would just luckily stumble across damning evidence or luckily catch the criminal in the act.
I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes
*Detective Pickachu spoiler warning* Why was the pikachu so funny?
Because he was dad on the inside.
How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?
Why doesn’t the smartphone like the detective?
Because he always cracks the case.
The detective found the stolen leather bag in under a minute.
A detective is staking out the entrance of a romantic restaurant..
...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."
What did the hazelnut spread say to the detective?
I'm nuttelling you anything without my lawyer present
Why are ducks the best detectives?
They know how to quack the case
Why did the detective keep checking the bottom of his legs?
Because he had his suspicions that something was afoot.
Why couldn't the detective laugh?
He was too hard-boiled to take a yolk.
Why was the private detective obsessed with tracking litterers?
How did the detective solve the royal murder?
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
What was the name of his partner?
WATTson.
Conversation my brother had with his friend: http://imgur.com/cmiNvMx
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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