The Contender Puns

A list of puns related to "The Contender"

Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.

It gives me a leg up on the competition.

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👤︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why did the contender lose the race when eating fries?

He couldn't ketchup.

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👤︎ u/lesupermomo
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Help! I need a pun!!!

My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:

  • Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
  • Rocky Start Wineries
  • Rock Hard Wine

Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...

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👤︎ u/WebberWoods
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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