What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
Me and my ex cell mates talk all the time.
We like to talk about spreadsheets.
How do you determine the sex of a cell?
You've heard that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...
But did you know that in October, the frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell?
^(And the mitochondriana is the powerhouse of the stage.)
What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What do you call it when Kublai becomes the powerhouse of the cell?
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?
What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus
Did you hear about the two cells who were dating?
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type “O”.
I guess we can call it a typo.
What did the cell say when its foot split in two?
I opened my cell phone to see the battery
And the battery was the mitophonedria
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
I wish the Master Sword could be used as a cell phone for Link.
At least there'd be a one-time only Fi...
What is the process by which cells do not replicate
Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?
They're calling it self defence.
We're about to scrape the old paint off to repaint the bars of the jail cells.
This calls for cell abrasion.
What is the smartest cell in the body?
[OC] Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested for making a pair of electrochemical cells?
He was charged with a salt and battery.
Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.
It's an air-rested development.
Love, Dad
What did the mRNA say to the cell?
Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?
Leia: I don't kn-
Me: AT&AT
Leia: ...
@DadJokeDarth
Why did no one enjoy the cell phone's wedding?
The reception was terrible.
How did cell phones change the world?
The bottled water in my hotel also gave my cell phone some internet
What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?
Be careful when reading the Bible on your cell phone.
You don't want to have to pay Roman charges. It could lead to some bad Acts.
Did you hear about the voltaic cell that went to court?
He was charged with a salt and battery.
I saw one of those selfie cell phone holders the other day and thought that it should be called:
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
What did the plant cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
What did the cell say when his sibling stepped on his foot?
What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
What did the cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
What did the cell say to its sister when it got trodden on?
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