What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?
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︎ May 16 2020
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Me and my ex cell mates talk all the time.
We like to talk about spreadsheets.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
How do you determine the sex of a cell?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
You've heard that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...
But did you know that in October, the frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell?
^(And the mitochondriana is the powerhouse of the stage.)
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They werenβt on the port side of the ship.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What do you call it when Kublai becomes the powerhouse of the cell?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Did you hear about the two cells who were dating?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type βOβ.
I guess we can call it a typo.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What did the cell say when its foot split in two?
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︎ Feb 20 2019
I opened my cell phone to see the battery
And the battery was the mitophonedria
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I wish the Master Sword could be used as a cell phone for Link.
At least there'd be a one-time only Fi...
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︎ Jan 07 2019
What is the process by which cells do not replicate
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?
They're calling it self defence.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
We're about to scrape the old paint off to repaint the bars of the jail cells.
This calls for cell abrasion.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
What is the smartest cell in the body?
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︎ May 18 2018
[OC] Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested for making a pair of electrochemical cells?
He was charged with a salt and battery.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.
It's an air-rested development.
Love, Dad
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︎ Jul 30 2018
What did the mRNA say to the cell?
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︎ Apr 25 2018
Me: Which is the Empire's preferred cell phone carrier?
Leia: I don't kn-
Me: AT&AT
Leia: ...
@DadJokeDarth
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Why did no one enjoy the cell phone's wedding?
The reception was terrible.
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︎ Jul 24 2017
How did cell phones change the world?
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︎ Jun 16 2017
The bottled water in my hotel also gave my cell phone some internet
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︎ Mar 20 2017
What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?
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︎ May 20 2015
Be careful when reading the Bible on your cell phone.
You don't want to have to pay Roman charges. It could lead to some bad Acts.
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︎ Feb 04 2016
Did you hear about the voltaic cell that went to court?
He was charged with a salt and battery.
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︎ Nov 11 2015
I saw one of those selfie cell phone holders the other day and thought that it should be called:
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︎ Sep 01 2014
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What did the plant cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
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︎ May 24 2019
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
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︎ Sep 22 2018
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
What did the cell say when his sibling stepped on his foot?
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︎ Nov 20 2018
What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?
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︎ Jun 20 2018
What did the cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
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︎ Jun 11 2017
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
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︎ Jun 23 2018
What did the cell say to its sister when it got trodden on?
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︎ Oct 18 2016
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