What did a group of homosexual singled celled plants reply when asked what they were.

Algay .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alrich_logan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kunalbee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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How do cells takes a photo of themselves?

By taking Cellfies

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A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoftheClouds00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

  • 13 year old daughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....

He's a stem major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..

After all, it lives its whole life in vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_pendragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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My cell phone got drunk.

It took too many screenshots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How can you get drunk using your cell phone?

Take a lot of screen shots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankEOG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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D cells, D cells...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomgreen99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a small cell phone?

A microphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theodore3216
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?

Because it lost its contacts

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.

He is now behind gold bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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β€ͺHow do you make your cell phone smarter? ‬ β€ͺ

Turn up the brightness. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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How do you clone a plant?

Stem cells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecondWorld1198
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.

I call it Veriz'n shine..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chowderneck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.

Bad reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melmia88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.

No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leebo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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There's a woman in the park selling batteries...

She sells, C cells by the seesaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Cell phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanaelmaalm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Cell Phone Box
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgitsmint
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?

a Cell-fie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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A blind man walks into a bar

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Arab_Obama_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SanjisHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?

ET&T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youwantfuckame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What cell service provider do track stars use?

Sprint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnydeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why is reproduction such a big hit?

Because sex cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zslayer89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Driving by every graveyard

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Do they use cell phones in prison?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesso921
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Cells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?

Ow! That's my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxesarezuper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What did the cell say to the other cell who stepped on its foot?

Ouch, mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhalCottonCandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

Oh my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'll try to cell this one too you...

What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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