A list of puns related to "The Carpenters"
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
He built another one.
I was FRAMED!
8 feet
They saw things differently
He was quite the cross-examiner.
Carne asawdust
In doors.
#StayHome
Craftmanship
you know the drill
They say he hit the nail on the head
I really hate my shelf.
They really knew how to raise the roof.
Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.
I was working for a carpenter as work experience. He just got me to move planks from one pile to another
and woodn't you know it but I got pt having enough pretty board of not having actual qualitree experience.
I ended up getting so frustrated that I insulted him till I ran out of insults and was stumped. That's the story of how I decided to leaf being a builder behind me and branch out into new careers.
Apparently floors are beneath her.
As he reached for his hammer and saw.
Because he felt a lot of pain in his nails.
Don't worry.
He crucifixed it.
It was all the rebar.
"I made my bed. I will lie in it."
He lost his coping saw.
as he picked up his hammer and saw.
My dad used to make this joke all the time and it took me years to get it... Drove me insane.
These go on for days all based on similar puns
He picked up a hammer and saw
He picked up his hammer and saw.
He picked up the hammer and saw
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