One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
How did the Canadian’s come up with the name “Canada”?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said “C, eh?”
A second person said “N, eh?”
A third person said “D, eh?”
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
The Canadian bank doesn't make sense anymore
What did the indigenous Canadian man say when he predicted the future?
What's the most Canadian state?
What did the canadian student say when his japanese teacher came to school wearing cologne?
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
Did you hear about the big snowstorm that hit the Canadian Prairies last week?
You may not believe that the Canadian PM once wore black-face, but it's Trudeau.
What did the Canadian horse say to its nagging friend?
Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
What did the Canadian deer say to her boyfriend when he forgot their anniversary?
What's the difference between an American horse and a Canadian horse
One says "neigh" and one says "eh"
My Canadian friend was reluctant to emcee the Young Men's Christian Association event.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
Canadian guy says to his wife get your coat on I’m going to the pub.
Wife says ooh am I coming too?
No I’m turning the heating off !
Why do the Canadians live in igloos?
They have to keep themselves cold because their Prime Minister's so hot
Two Canadian coffees are sitting in a library when one says to the other "You read a latté?"
You’re Canadian when you walk into he bathroom, you’re Canadian when you walk out. But what are you in the bathroom
What do you call a Canadian coffee shop with the lights off?
While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...
I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".
At the dinner table at my Canadian thanksgiving
My mother asked me to pass the cranberries. I picked up the dish and extended it to her but she didn’t reach for it. I was like, “Are you gonna take the cranberries or are you just gonna let it linger?”
Took a second but I got a few good laughs.
I’m not even a Dad... yet
Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?
It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.
A Canadian lies about a gym membership to sneak in a workout. How does he feel the next morning?
What kind of eggs do Canadians like to eat at the end of the week?
Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...
Does it cover poutine check ups?
[OC] What did the Canadian say when he kicked off his weekend by stepping in a pile of dog poop?
It's Saturday, and it's a turd, eh...
It is easy to identify the right side up for a Canadian bee.
Not so much for a US bee, however.
I don’t care what all the SJW say, Winnie Harlow giving the checkered flag early at the Canadian Grand Prix absolutely was...
What did the Canadian karate student say when he was complaining about his teacher?
His punishments never make any sense, ey
I don't know why I thought of that while brushing my teeth late at night but I'm glad I did. haha punishments, I didnt even realise its a 2 in 1 pun. I can now go to sleep knowing I have reached the zenit of my comedic career.
What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?
Ever since the Canadian Mint discontinued the penny...
They just haven't made cents.
My gf is American and I'm Canadian; I told her if we ever move to the US I'll need to buy a bunch of tank tops...
Because I'll have the right to bare arms.
What did the Canadian eagle say?
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan
You take away its tiny brooms
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