Me: Ok, and for the main course?
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
When it's Solid-air
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
IT was hard.
Stay tuned
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
He just thought she was a little shellfish.
Its because everyone in the play is in a cast
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
In queso emergency.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
Because she took him for granite.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
Because he had to be always right.
Because his hammerfell on it
Because he didn’t collar.
He operated the grader.
He was taken for granite.
The living room.
I mean seriously, how low can you go?
There was no battering ram.
...police are still looking for leads.
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
A Dell set fire to the train
Police searching for iWitnesses...
Continental Drift.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.
He had to work from home.
I mean braking is the only way to stop the vehicle.
;
They had no chemistry 🥺
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
