A list of puns related to "The Backstreet Boys"
Therapist: Tell me why
Me: ***screams
Me: Are the Backstreet's backs alright?
Therapist: Tell me why
Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.
Because she didn’t want it that way.
Here is mine:
<Sung to the tune of "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys>
Wash your body! Oh yeah.
Clean your body! Uh huh
Wash your body!
It's bath time tonight!
Let's get clean, alright!
Clean your fingers and your toes...
Wash your face, don't forget your nose
If it's Monday night we wash your hair.
But everytime wash behind your ears!
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."
So my girlfriend and I are lying in bed this morning having just woken up. We both took deep breaths and exhaled at the same time and she says, "Oh look, our breathing is in sync". I reply, "I'd prefer if our breath was The Backstreet Boys".
She promptly knocked me out of bed.
Therapist: tell me why
Me: screams
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