Dad: I wonder who got Walmarted at Target.
They were trying to get the Nazi war machine to grind to a halt
They were the victims of a smear campaign.
Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.
It's a Procrastinator.
and I completely missed
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
"I shuriken"
He suffered from turret syndrome.
Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!
I put it on the conveyor, and when the cashier picked it up to scan it, I said, “be careful! That means the world to me!”
It just mist.
“Because you’re ugly.”
"I really missed him."
Because everything is a Target.
I’ll take my ban now.
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
I guess you could make some Glockamole.
Because they couldn’t find the Target
The cur owner virus.
Because they are rolling in the dough..
Because he hates Waldemart.
Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target
My friend: What?
Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!
With better arrow dynamics.
"It's great that they have clothes for both expecting parents"
https://i.imgur.com/n9YPBrD.jpg
How could anyone stoop so low?
Target practice
We shot the breeze.
So I just had surgery and one of my restrictions is that I can't lift anything heavier than 20 lbs. Was at the Target today with the wife to return a lamp that she had purchased but then decided she didn't like. She parked the SUV and I opened the back to carry the lamp on the store. She said "What are you doing? You aren't supposed to lift anything!" I replied, "But it's light!"
Got the triple whammy. The groan, eye roll, and disgusted walk away from me and into the store. Had to carry the lamp, but it was worth it.
Since they are such a good retailer
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
Because they have a tractor beam.
