Until I fell in the sink
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
"woof" guy replies
That plumber has some sense of humour
Gluten Tag.
edit : i fucked up the title
Whoosh.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
He gave her a ring
Algorithm
I hope this is allowed here...π
...so I had to faucet
Well I don't know but the Dinomite I guess
Let that sink in.
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
α΄·βΏα΅Κ·βΏ αΆ α΅αΆα΅
I thought, that's a funny place to put a tap.
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I donβt know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, βHey, donβt try to start anything in hereβ
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.
Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son saysβdad, im gayβ the father, surprised says βwell, okay, i still support you sonβ.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says βboth you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support youβ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
βDoes anyone in this house like womenβ.
His wife taps him on the sholder
My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
