Just cos
Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?
Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
My afghan is tan.
Iβm neapoliTAN!
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
It LeBronzed James
Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Just cos
Or is it just a pigment of my imagination
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
guess I got beigΓ©-Γ -vu!
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
A Paleontologist
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."
He was a real tan gent.
He needs a good tan to throw tantrumps.
Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times
He loved giving out diktats like
"So shall citizens pay double the tax"
"So shall boys over 18 join the army"
He went to war with China
He won
In the court, they brought a Chinese man
"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"
The king then gave out a new diktat
"So shall this Tan sing"
And to this day, when it happens..
They say it's a better way to get a tan.
Tan out of tan
I-nu-it
Brother: Nice watch tan dad /s
Dad: Thanks son it required time.
... itβs about to get ugly out there
Just cos...
