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Three fish in a tank. One looks to the others and says.
Do you know how to drive this thing?
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︎ Aug 19 2022
I informed my Dad that I wanted to join the Army and drive a tank...
He smiled and then added firmly, "well, I won't stand in your way!"
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︎ Sep 28 2022
two goldfish are in a tank...
...one turns to the other and say "I can drive this thing if you can do the guns"
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︎ Sep 25 2022
Knock knock, itโs Tank. Tank who?
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︎ Oct 02 2022
I tank most people would get this one.
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︎ May 12 2022
My cousin was in charge of emptying out the septic tanks at the hospital
He got fired last week
He was doing a piss pour job
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︎ Sep 20 2022
Two goldfish in a tank.
One says "do you know gow to drive this thing?"
The other replies "oh my god! A talking goldfish!"
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︎ Sep 25 2022
Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?
He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.
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︎ Sep 06 2022
I lit an oxygen tank on fire once
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︎ Sep 17 2022
If groups of intelligent people working together to solve problems is called a Think Tank
would a group of anti-vaxxers working together be called a Skeptic Tank?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
A tank full of gas.
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︎ May 07 2022
Cute Ukrainian girl in a tank top
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︎ Mar 01 2022
Need advice for leaking gas tank on motorcycle.
If I have a "leaky petcock," do I need to visit a mechanic or a veterinarian?
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︎ Aug 25 2022
what happens if a tank full of coke is spilt over a trailer full of electronics?
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︎ Jul 21 2022
I ran out of gas suddenly a bee flew in my car and asked are you out of gas, yes I replied the Bee said I'll be back.. moments later a sworm of bees flew in my gas tank and flew off the bee said try it now it started I asked what did yall use the bee replied
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︎ Jul 28 2022
2 fish are sitting in a tank
One turns to the other and says. "You man the guns, I'll drive"
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︎ Jul 12 2022
Why was there a garden tool on shark tank?
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︎ Jul 24 2022
Why do married Russian tank drivers hate the Ukrainian defense forces so much?
Well, to be fair, who really likes their NLAWS?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
2 Soilders are in a tank, one looks at the other and says:
*drowning and gargling noises *
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︎ May 26 2022
Last night, the maรฎtre d' refused to seat me just because I was wearing a tank top.
What happened to my right to bare arms?
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︎ Jul 01 2022
Out of many baby snails we put in our fish tank, only one is growing
He must be the alpha snail
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Why do fish tanks make people so happy?
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︎ Jun 11 2022
What Main Battle Tank should work at a french store?
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︎ Jul 15 2022
Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?
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︎ Aug 14 2022
My Greek friend invited me over to look at his new plant-filled fish tank.
Itโs quite a nice Mediterrarium
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︎ Jun 14 2022
I was touring a rocket factory and wondered why the fuel tank was full of metal plates,
So when the tour guide pointed out a fuel system engineer I asked him "can you tell me why there are big flat plates all over the inside of the fuel tank?" and he looked up at it and said "oh, that's just baffling" and I thought, great, if he doesn't know, who would?
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︎ Mar 22 2022
My therapist told me to put a fish tank in my living room to ease stress and anxiety .
He said they would help with their indoor fins.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
2 fish in a tank, one looks at the other are says:
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︎ May 25 2022
Two goldfish in a tank
One says to the other "who's driving this thing?"
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︎ Sep 06 2022
Three fish are in a tank
One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Aug 06 2022
there are 2 goldfish in a tank.
One said to the other, "how do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Aug 29 2022
Two fish in a tank and one says to the other -
"So, how do we drive this thing?"
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︎ Jul 20 2022
Two fish are in a tank.
One fish looks at the other and says, "you man the guns, I'll do the driving."
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︎ May 06 2022
There were two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Jun 06 2022
Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says:
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︎ May 25 2022
There were two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Jun 06 2022
two goldfish are in a tank.
One turn to the other and says "how do i drive this?"
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︎ May 30 2022
Thereโs some fish in a tank
One turns to the other and says โHow do we drive this thing?โ
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︎ Jun 18 2022
Two fish in a tank -
One of them turns to the other and says
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Mar 20 2022
So there was two fish in a tank and one of them asked the other...
"How do you drive this thing?"
edit: the two fish WERE in the tank, not was
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︎ May 30 2022
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