Looks like Walmart's beer inventory is tanking due to sales imgur.com/bOgcjnB
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Three fish in a tank. One looks to the others and says.

Do you know how to drive this thing?

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I informed my Dad that I wanted to join the Army and drive a tank...

He smiled and then added firmly, "well, I won't stand in your way!"

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two goldfish are in a tank...

...one turns to the other and say "I can drive this thing if you can do the guns"

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Knock knock, itโ€™s Tank. Tank who?

You are welcome.

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I tank most people would get this one.
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My cousin was in charge of emptying out the septic tanks at the hospital

He got fired last week

He was doing a piss pour job

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Two goldfish in a tank.

One says "do you know gow to drive this thing?"

The other replies "oh my god! A talking goldfish!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aquarius12347
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Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?

He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.

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I lit an oxygen tank on fire once

It was a blast

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If groups of intelligent people working together to solve problems is called a Think Tank

would a group of anti-vaxxers working together be called a Skeptic Tank?

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A tank full of gas.
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Cute Ukrainian girl in a tank top
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Need advice for leaking gas tank on motorcycle.

If I have a "leaky petcock," do I need to visit a mechanic or a veterinarian?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlinGCS
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what happens if a tank full of coke is spilt over a trailer full of electronics?

A 'Cola'ssol damage.

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I ran out of gas suddenly a bee flew in my car and asked are you out of gas, yes I replied the Bee said I'll be back.. moments later a sworm of bees flew in my gas tank and flew off the bee said try it now it started I asked what did yall use the bee replied

BP....

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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2 fish are sitting in a tank

One turns to the other and says. "You man the guns, I'll drive"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Why was there a garden tool on shark tank?

He was a pitch fork

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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Why do married Russian tank drivers hate the Ukrainian defense forces so much?

Well, to be fair, who really likes their NLAWS?

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2 Soilders are in a tank, one looks at the other and says:

*drowning and gargling noises *

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 26 2022
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Last night, the maรฎtre d' refused to seat me just because I was wearing a tank top.

What happened to my right to bare arms?

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Out of many baby snails we put in our fish tank, only one is growing

He must be the alpha snail

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Why do fish tanks make people so happy?

indoor fins

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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What Main Battle Tank should work at a french store?

A Leclerc

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?

Or has that ship sailed?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ExpertEconomy5854
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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My Greek friend invited me over to look at his new plant-filled fish tank.

Itโ€™s quite a nice Mediterrarium

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/knux31781
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I was touring a rocket factory and wondered why the fuel tank was full of metal plates,

So when the tour guide pointed out a fuel system engineer I asked him "can you tell me why there are big flat plates all over the inside of the fuel tank?" and he looked up at it and said "oh, that's just baffling" and I thought, great, if he doesn't know, who would?

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My therapist told me to put a fish tank in my living room to ease stress and anxiety .

He said they would help with their indoor fins.

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2 fish in a tank, one looks at the other are says:

How do you drive this?

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Two goldfish in a tank

One says to the other "who's driving this thing?"

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Three fish are in a tank

One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

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there are 2 goldfish in a tank.

One said to the other, "how do you drive this thing?"

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Two fish in a tank and one says to the other -

"So, how do we drive this thing?"

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Two fish are in a tank.

One fish looks at the other and says, "you man the guns, I'll do the driving."

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There were two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

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Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says:

How do you drive this ?

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There were two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

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two goldfish are in a tank.

One turn to the other and says "how do i drive this?"

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Thereโ€™s some fish in a tank

One turns to the other and says โ€œHow do we drive this thing?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2022
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Two fish in a tank -

One of them turns to the other and says

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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So there was two fish in a tank and one of them asked the other...

"How do you drive this thing?"

edit: the two fish WERE in the tank, not was

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