Why would someone take a break from what they were doing after stepping on a tack?
It was a tack-xing experience.
A Tack on Titan imgur.com/gallery/XkBls
Did you hear about the guy who sat on a tack?
He's ok, but he made his whole week
Daughter: "Ouch! I stepped on a tack on the floor."
Me: "So the floor attacked you!" Daughter: "Daaaaaad!"
If they send another probe to Saturn's biggest moon, they should put a pushpin on it.
Then it'll be a tack on Titan.
My girlfriend was telling her dad about clothes she'd bought..
Girlfriend: The clothes cost $225, that's with tax and everything.
Her dad: Tacks?! Don't they stay on by themselves?
Got my weld instructor last night
He was inspecting my tacks on a project and said "Real good tacks Steakfatt." I replied "would you say they are spec-TACK-uler?" He shook his head and walked away.
My dad, going fishing
My dad was taking us fishing & we stopped off to get bait. So the guy behind the counter said, "That'll be two dollars for the worms, and fourteen cents for the tax."
"That's okay," my dad said, "We don't need tacks. They'll stay on the hooks by themselves."
I think the worm guy is still chuckling.
