A tack on titan
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📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why would someone take a break from what they were doing after stepping on a tack?

It was a tack-xing experience.

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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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A Tack on Titan imgur.com/gallery/XkBls
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👤︎ u/microbefox
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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Did you hear about the guy who sat on a tack?

He's ok, but he made his whole week

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Daughter: "Ouch! I stepped on a tack on the floor."

Me: "So the floor attacked you!" Daughter: "Daaaaaad!"

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📅︎ Jan 30 2016
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If they send another probe to Saturn's biggest moon, they should put a pushpin on it.

Then it'll be a tack on Titan.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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My girlfriend was telling her dad about clothes she'd bought..

Girlfriend: The clothes cost $225, that's with tax and everything.

Her dad: Tacks?! Don't they stay on by themselves?

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👤︎ u/godset
📅︎ Jun 22 2014
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Got my weld instructor last night

He was inspecting my tacks on a project and said "Real good tacks Steakfatt." I replied "would you say they are spec-TACK-uler?" He shook his head and walked away.

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👤︎ u/steakfatt
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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My dad, going fishing

My dad was taking us fishing & we stopped off to get bait. So the guy behind the counter said, "That'll be two dollars for the worms, and fourteen cents for the tax."
"That's okay," my dad said, "We don't need tacks. They'll stay on the hooks by themselves."
I think the worm guy is still chuckling.

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