Sweepers Puns

A list of puns related to "Sweepers"

What noise does a street sweeper make?

Broom! Broom!

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👤︎ u/ickyfeet
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What sound do drag racing street sweepers make?

Broom Broom

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👤︎ u/carblebarble
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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👤︎ u/justcallmebean
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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👤︎ u/Bmanzero
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Someone brought a box full of flue dirt to the formal dress gala for the chimney sweepers...

It was quite suity in there!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?

He fell out of a tree.

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👤︎ u/eastjess
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broooom, Broooom! 🚜💨

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👤︎ u/Maxlifts
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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My 7yr old son is getting a jump start on being a dad

We were parking and I read the street sweeper sign out loud

Me: Monday 930-11am

Son: it's Thursday

Me: ya I know I was just reading the sign

Son: I was talking to the sign, not you

Me: signs don't speak English

Son: I know, they speak sign language.

Edit: My lazy ass logged in and fixed the formatting.

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👤︎ u/JJTG64
📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Winter Olympics

At a bar and curling is on and I make the remark "isn't it just cleaning?" Then my dad says

"do you think they have the position called sweeper"

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👤︎ u/physicalpixels
📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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What sound does a street sweeper make when it starts up?

Broom, Broom, BROOM.

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👤︎ u/Superd3n
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom broom!

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👤︎ u/Senor_Andy_Panda
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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