The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
No, he covered his tracks.
(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
He definitely had a hand in it.
Today was white chick in chili.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
Because he's always a little fishy
They use the good carp, bad carp method.
I have seen all the patterns.
They were staking out the joint.
it was an ironclad alibi!
Turns out the evidence was planted
We haven't seen her day planner in a few days.
I just want her to come clean.
Gatorade
He didn't actually say it, but I know he thinks it.
Because they fit the bill.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
It was a Hercule line em up.
Mark: He’s alive. So I have to say Yes.
Apparently he’s a con artist.
Act2:1. ... they were in one Accord ...
Starbucks Barista: Huh?
Cop: The suspects are at Venti.
Barista: Oh my God!
That was a grave mistake.
Anytime there is a group picture, they always hand me the camera.
One was released on a technicality, but two and three are still in custody.
I've got my i-on you.
I'm a con artist!
Cop named Mark: He is alive, so I’m going to say —Yes.
