28 Hilarious Suffers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?

The Puffin

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👤︎ u/unholysifiman21

📅︎ May 13 2020

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For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...

don't worry you're not alone.

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👤︎ u/TaylorSwiftIsGod_01

📅︎ May 17 2020

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All my relatives suffer from incontinence.

You could say diarrhea runs in the family.

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👤︎ u/Fsr_freak

📅︎ Mar 26 2020

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Suffer the Reaper Cushions

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👤︎ u/InnerOuterTrueSelf

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?

Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.

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👤︎ u/assafstone

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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What did the peasants say to a noble who let them suffer?

You fucking count

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👤︎ u/wadedoto

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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I think I suffer from Kleptomania

I should probably take something for it.

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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👤︎ u/tweke

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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My son has recently been starting to suffer from early male pattern baldness, like I did at his age.

I think it‘s haireditery.

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👤︎ u/carotoffel

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction

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👤︎ u/Adam-P-D

📅︎ Feb 18 2019

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I have an idea for a movie about a narcotics officer who suffers from epilepsy

It's called, Narcolepsy.

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👤︎ u/Tmackrel

📅︎ May 24 2019

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I suffer from pajama paralysis.

Am I going to change? Probably not.

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👤︎ u/howdoyoudivorce

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.

"Me ow"

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Most children in trailer-parks suffer from neglect a new study finds

They are raised in idontcareavans

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👤︎ u/Mr_Snipes

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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If you suffer from B.O, don't sweat it.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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I suffer from chronic constipation, but I won’t let that stop me.

I am pushing on, undeterred.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 06 2018

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My father suffers from short term memory loss.

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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Why do Borg-ships suffer from massive electricle spikes?

Because resistance is futile

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?

My pregnant wife.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Aug 25 2018

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When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts

Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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👤︎ u/LateralRodin

📅︎ Jul 31 2018

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What problem does the balloon economy suffer?

Inflation.

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👤︎ u/JayKayComedy

📅︎ Aug 10 2018

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Which disease do old dogs suffer from?

Arfritis

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👤︎ u/AustinSpartan

📅︎ Aug 25 2017

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What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?

A leprechaundriac.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ Jun 01 2017

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If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...

does that mean 1 enjoys it?

EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!

Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s

(Warning: it's Call of Duty)

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👤︎ u/Budd_Manlove

📅︎ Apr 04 2014

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I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.

It's called a Neapolitan complex.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 19 2017

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We wouldn't want our puppy to suffer from that...

My dog was chewing on a cow hoof and coughed a couple of times.

Wife (to dog): "Did you get some of that hoof stuck in your throat?"

Me (to dog): "Be careful - we wouldn't want you to get hoof-in-mouth disease!"

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👤︎ u/sobecreation

📅︎ Oct 28 2014

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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 10 2019

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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 06 2018

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