Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?

The Puffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholysifiman21
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...

don't worry you're not alone.

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All my relatives suffer from incontinence.

You could say diarrhea runs in the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fsr_freak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Suffer the Reaper Cushions
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[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?

Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What did the peasants say to a noble who let them suffer?

You fucking count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wadedoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I think I suffer from Kleptomania

I should probably take something for it.

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tweke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My son has recently been starting to suffer from early male pattern baldness, like I did at his age.

I think itβ€˜s haireditery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carotoffel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I have an idea for a movie about a narcotics officer who suffers from epilepsy

It's called, Narcolepsy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmackrel
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I suffer from pajama paralysis.

Am I going to change? Probably not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howdoyoudivorce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.

"Me ow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Most children in trailer-parks suffer from neglect a new study finds

They are raised in idontcareavans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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If you suffer from B.O, don't sweat it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I suffer from chronic constipation, but I won’t let that stop me.

I am pushing on, undeterred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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My father suffers from short term memory loss.

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why do Borg-ships suffer from massive electricle spikes?

Because resistance is futile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?

My pregnant wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts

Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralRodin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What problem does the balloon economy suffer?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayKayComedy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Which disease do old dogs suffer from?

Arfritis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?

A leprechaundriac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...

does that mean 1 enjoys it?


EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!

Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s

(Warning: it's Call of Duty)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budd_Manlove
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.

It's called a Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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We wouldn't want our puppy to suffer from that...

My dog was chewing on a cow hoof and coughed a couple of times.

Wife (to dog): "Did you get some of that hoof stuck in your throat?"

Me (to dog): "Be careful - we wouldn't want you to get hoof-in-mouth disease!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobecreation
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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