A zookeeper is having trouble sleeping...

because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:

β€œIt’s not the fox, since those are quiet. It’s also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.”

They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:

β€œAre we going to talk about the elephant in the room?”

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/r/Dadjokes runs strong in my family...

We got onto the subject of colloidal silver turning people blue (not like Yondu) and my 7 year old son said after seeing pictures...

"Thats what you call a case of the blues."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Nailed my class with this one...

So we're talking about MS Access, and prof gets on the subject of how capital letters are treated differently than lower case letters

me: So it's capitalism?!

badum tiss

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